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All 14 game Reviews

Zombie Showdown Zombie Showdown

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun game. Not having to aim was cool, but couldn't really break the habit. Easy way to kill some time with this game.

Sleep Slacking Sleep Slacking

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Couldn't even give the kids the lollipops. Please make sure all objects are working before submission.

Level Up! Level Up!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heartbreak Got!

Yeah, so I got Heartbreaker without even knowing what the Medal was. I guess I was just super lucky. Super lucky by getting a glitch to be invincible forever. Uh, lets see...How this happened was, I think I got hit before I spoke to one of those "Orchish" guys near the lava place. The guy who spoke poetry and worked on it for an Hour, I spoke to him right after getting hit. Dunno if that has to do with anything, but that's what happened in my scenario. Luckily, I got to enjoy the game without the SUPER hardships. XD

Arise Arise

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


"It's not a joke, it's not a test. I put you in this shack to test you"
Super turn off right then and there, that I didn't even bother playing the rest of the game.

Poor Penguin Poor Penguin

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

Although this isn't a bad game, I think that it's a bit too slow.

Star Serpent Sigma Star Serpent Sigma

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I think this balances the quality that I wanted in a shooter, of R-Type, Gradius, and Raiden.
This is by far the closest thing to those mixtures that I have played thus far.

Lemon Smash Lemon Smash

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my goodness!

This game is so hilarious! I was expecting a silly game from what I read, but I didn't expect it to be THIS great! I mean, just having the guy himself drawn into a colorful environment like that made me chuckle. The way he ran was so humorous! It was like he was running away from the lemons, "OH MY GAWD! LEMUNZ!!"

Every time that I would smash down on those lemons, I chuckled just thinking about the absurdity of lemons falling down to the ground, and the guy crushing the lemons with a big mallet. I laughed more so because of the thought about Lemon juice going into the guy's eyes. OH MAN! YOU SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER SERIES TO THIS GAME, AND HAVE A "OH MY GAWD MY EYES ARE BURNING AND BUILDING WITH LEMON JUICE METER!" and make him go Mallet Crazy!!! OH! OR BETTER YET! HAVE HIM SMASH THEM WITH HIS FACE!!!! I always thought about him smashing those lemons with his face...

I have to say, this is by the one of the coolest games I have seen on newgrounds in such a long time. This is such a good pick me up, that I quite honestly believe that I'll be playing this on a bad day.

Thank you for such a great game, and a great pick me up!

Coaly responds:

Haha, thank you for such a great review! Great suggestions, if I ever make a sequel, I'll keep it in mind.

Map Game Map Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty decent

Really good for study guides and such. A good time killer too, I mean, if you play it over and over again. Perhaps, you could add in on where the capitals of those cities are in the next installment?

UFO Encounter UFO Encounter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good!

That was very good, the only thing is that it doesn't really have any music to it, although that's probably how you wanted it to be. Overall, I thought it was a great game. You could probably make it even better by having civilians walking around and if we hit them, we get bonus points too.
Also, some more power ups would be nice, and a new couple of levels would be good to. This has A LOT of potential to get better. I applaud you good sir!

The Eva Project The Eva Project

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Reminds me of Gradius

and that's basically what it was to me. A little bit of R-Type meets Gradius.